VVAASSQQ "Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive or Brunette" T-Shirt
VVAASSQQ "Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive or Brunette" T-Shirt
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This VVAASSQQ lightweight cotton tee carries a dry, witty attitude in clean, confident typography. On a soft white canvas a small red emblem sits over the heart, while the back declares a sharp, humorous line in tall, elegant lettering: “EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE.” The look is minimal but bold — wearable sarcasm for days when you want your outfit to speak for you without shouting. The fabric drapes easily, holds its shape, and feels breathable all year. Wear it with high-waisted jeans, an oversized blazer, or layered under a denim jacket to give casual outfits a clever, fashion-forward edge. It’s a quiet statement piece for people who like irony served with style.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- Prints use DTG/DTF methods: small emblem front, bold typographic back
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: VVAASSQQ
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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